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Things I Need

  • good skin
  • $$$$$
  • a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty 
  • 100 cats

(via hopping-octopuses)

    parents: ugh newborns are awful i havent slept in weeks and they cost so much
    parents: ugh toddlers are awful everything is broken and i havent slept past 5 in weeks and they cost so much
    parents: ugh children are awful all they do is want want want and never give back and they cost so much
    parents: ugh pre teens are awful for many many reasons
    parents: ugh teenagers are awful theyre lazy slobs who dont do anything and they cost so much
    parents: having kids ruined my body, my house, my bank, and my social life
    kid/teen/young adult/adult: i dont want kids
    parent: wHaaATT YOU DONT WANT KIDS? HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT THEM THEYRE WONDERFUL YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU GET OLDER